my son says:

Jesse is contemplating his chores, which include mowing the grass. He says quietly, to no one in particular:

"I wish my grass was EMO, so it would cut itself."


He is so funny and irreverent and so stinking SMART. Where does he get this stuff? LOL.


For those not "up" on the current teen lingo, being emo means being emotional, dramatic, and over wrought.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo Being Emo also means you might be a cutter.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cutter